Recently Overheard in Portland:

One old salty dog to another: “Fish n’ chips? Fish n’chips? Why you gettin’ fish n’ chips instead of chili?”
Second salty dog: “It’s Friday. Gotta eat fish on Friday.”
First salty dog: “No you don’t! Ain’t no pope: you can eat chili!”

(Overheard by Mindy at Three Dollar Deweys)